theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
either way he was missing a nipple.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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