the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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