So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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