just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I lost the right to judge tonight
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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