Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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