Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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