I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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