Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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