when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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