Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
