Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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