take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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