My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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