One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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