so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
