If i come over, it means nothing
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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