11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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