We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
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Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I just want to make out with him forever
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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