I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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