Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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