North Korea, Best Korea!
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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