i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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