is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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