Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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