shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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