Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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