its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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