When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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