i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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