I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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