glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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