I forgot how hot balto sounded
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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