Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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