That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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