Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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