But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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