I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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