lets start a swedish sibling band together
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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