I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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