the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
My balls are so social today.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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