ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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