fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
