my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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