Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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