doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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