I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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