just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You're a waste of cheezeits
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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