glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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