Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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