I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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