how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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