good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
ttyl tear gas
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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