Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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