pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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