They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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